Просто интересно
Re: Просто интересно
"ЙА ПРОБИРКО!"? ))))))))eukar писал(а):сабж
Нет, читаю другой юмористический ресурс - http://linux.org.ru. И его краткое резюме http://lorquotes.ru
Не важно, что о вас говорят современники, важно что о вас скажут потомки
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Константин_Б
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А в английском самое классное имхо вот это - http://bash.org./?414593
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
Carpe diem
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Константин_Б
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Неожиданно осознал глубину фразы "Йа креведко!". Сами знаете откуда:
Он:...... хорошо,что не креведко!
Она: Йа креведко ещё до креведко.Вообще,это больная тема,могу рассказать,если окончательно не паду в твоих глазах....
Он: Трави!
Она:Меня креветкой называл один из бывших,года три назад,потому что маленькая,глаза большие и под пиво хорошо... Я его пинала за это ногой в живот.
Делать то, что доставляет удовольствие, - значит быть свободным.
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